​Me: 
   I planted my garden today. It is the best garden ever. It's perfect.  Nobody has a garden like this one. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. It's just beautiful. Everyone is envious of this garden. I did it. I made this garden and it's the best ever. Perfect. Better than china, North Korea and Russia. They don't even know how to grow a garden. No body does it like me. My garden is better than any other ever in history.
Question:
   So what is in your garden?
Me:
  My garden has everything we need. The best vegetables anywhere. You name it and we have it in our magnificent garden. And let me tell you, our garden is the best in the world. The best, it is perfect. Ask all the other gardeners. They'll tell you. We have the most perfect garden of all. Someone, you already know who they are, will lie and say our garden is lacking, but they wish they had a garden like ours. Ours is just perfect, the best anywhere.
Question?
   Has anything in your garden sprouted and already growing?
Me:
  You're a horrible person. What kind of question is that? You people are all the same. You are just a terrible human being. It's people like you that make America bad. Very bad. It's so sad. I'm not talking to you any more. Who do you work for anyway?