A chicken and a duck walk into a restaurant. The hostess, stunned that animals came in, led them to a table, and asked if they minded that she put the menu's on their chairs, in case they messed. Both agreed and hopped up onto the seats. Can I get you something to drink asked the hostess? Why yes said the duck. I'll have a nice cold glass of orange juice? And how about you she asked the chicken? Oh said the chicken, a lemonade with a dash of pepper would really taste good about now. The waitress went to the bar to get the girls their drinks. Now sitting at the bar was a raccoon and opossum. When the waitress ordered the drinks, the raccoon said to her, those drinks are on us, and would you please tell the girls we would like to have them for dinner. When the waitress got back to the table, she informed the chicken and duck that the raccoon and opossum had paid for their drinks, and would love to have them for dinner. That sounds wonderful said the duck, sitting up straighter in her seat. Then the chicken asked, what's on the menu? .................................................................